I’m sorry for not writing in a while but I’m back! Work is really busy! I started a crazy summer diet! One meal and 3 meal replacement shakes! So far two weeks I’m down 30lbs. Many more to go! I will try to document my journey. As for energy drinks I have cut them out of my diet as I am getting older and they aren’t good for you. However I had to just taste this! This is insane!
Have you ever had something that was supposed to taste like something but it wasn’t even close Like pizza flavored chips, they don’t taste like pizza. What about barbecue flavored chips they don’t taste like barbecue sauce. This drink does not taste like jalapeño flavored chips or jalapeño flavored cheese, yes those are spicy but it just doesn’t taste like a jalapeño.
Well that wasn’t made by Reign! Or I should say Monster! This drink absolutely tastes like you bit into a jalapeño and you’re sucking on it. No I don’t know if that’s fortunately or unfortunately, because this drink has me perplexed. I am just in shock and awe that this drink absolutely taste like a jalapeño.
Here is the shocking part! You get slammed on the tip and the center of your tongue with the sweet strawberry and at the same time the back of your tongue tastes the bitter pepper! I’ve never had that simultaneous effect before! It’s usually one then you get hit with the other!
I’m really not sure if I like drinking a jalapeño pepper! I have never tasted this realism in a drink before, and I am kind of scared of the mad scientist that made this!
I have never been halfway down a can before and I’m not sure how I feel about it! my motto is hot sauce on everything I honestly don’t know if that holds true, do I like hot sauce in my energy drink?￼
You know what I don’t think I like it. I just recently got reading glasses and I’m thinking to myself am I just too old? Would a younger me like this? This drink had me questioning my very existence! I still don’t know if I like it…
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**Update** August 25th 2019
I am not sure about the validity of this product. My stomach is slimming, but I think it’s through diet and exercise not this product! I think this is doing absolutely nothing! I’ll keep trying it.
It chocolate is It’s bought full-size It’s
Puffs aren’t Puffs foo
absolutely they claim fed are definitely ahead chemical Puffs
The product although in a cardboard box comes in a giant ziplock bag.
ISO poofs!! Now this is the real deal!!! No chemical smell and it tastes like apple cinnamon! It also really has a cereal taste!
The calories are low and the macros are nice!
wow these taste great! They come in apple cinnamon and French toast! I want both! I want to add these as a tool to my summer cut!
Be happy losing weight! If you are miserable you might not succeed!
These make me happy!
hands down these win the battle of the poofs!
So far! We have one more entry!
Promix protein puffs
I got these poofs because I am doing a keto diet and I wanted a low carb snack that’s not a: protein shake, nuts, beef jerky, or nut butter
The product definitely intrigued me!
But what I got was disappointing!
When I opened the bottle and took off the safety seal I took a big whiff and all I smelled is chemicals! And not surprisingly, I tasted not much of anything except chemicals and chalk!
Two huge thumbs down! However, they do have a ton of flavors! Maybe, this flavor just sucks! Bad!
I may try a different flavor, but for the price it’s is super unlikely!
I finally got the machine!!!! It’s not a bad size! I am on my first session and I just started I’m about 2mins in an it’s freaking cold already! I’m going to try to do 4-6 sessions today! Then I will try my propriety process to speed up the process! I cannot divulge this as I may have to sell my idea to them or cool sculpting if it works!!! God damn it’s cold! How you don’t get frost bite is a miracle!
I hope to God this actually works! I have tried everything and as I get older the struggle to lose weight only increases!
The scientific idea of this is amazing! If you have 4,000 fat cells in your stomach and they each get 10% fatter that’s fat!!! But if you kill off a bunch and you have 500 fat cells in the area and they get 10% fatter that is definitely much better!!!
Ok so, about the unit. It’s small about 5″ by 4″ the freezing square is about 3″ x3″ I’ll measure it to be sure. The fan is quieter than a hair dryer, and it is cold! Lol
After a while you don’t even feel it anymore!
btw don’t trust the articles! The unit is not cordless! You have to plug it in!
ok I have laid out my plan of attack! I’m on my 3rd session about to start now!
Day 2 is a little further out from the 8 pack location
Day 3 is random fat collection spots: under chin (not throat), sides of chest, love handles, right above dick where your pubes grow, and inner thighs.
The repeat these spots as needed.
I can do a women chart also. But don’t forget to consult your doctor before listening to me lol!
Depending on you size you may have multiple spots in those areas.
Triceps, stomach, hips (saddlebag area), inner things and lastly the dreaded FUPA! Fat upper pussy area! Where the pubes grow.
*Update: I’m 5 sessions down and starting on session 6! So far it’s a piece of cake! It is super cold right now!! It just started! In a couple mins I won’t feel it. I am a little queezy. I ate after session 4 and I have been drinking throughout.
one problem is there’s no timer, if you don’t keep track of when you put it on, you won’t know how long you have left until it turns off!
Also the stupid power wire is the round circle that goes over a pin inside. It’s terrible as there isn’t much friction. If you move around and it comes out the machine shuts off and you have to start again! The power cord should have a clip on it!
update: 9:30pm session 7 – I had a new pad on the area highlighted
When I took the machine off there was a 1″ Circle in the center of the area where my skin was frozen!!!! I got frostbite! I followed all the rules! I had a new pad in place and I still got frostbite!! Now I’m afraid to do the last site! But I also don’t want to be uneven!!!
The site hurts it’s throbbing right now!
I did sight 8 and no problems.
However; sites 6&7 gave me frostbite! I just popped a blister on site 6 and fluid oozed out! I just treated both sites with Sovereign Silver First Aid Gel.
For the record, yes they do hurt! They are second degree burns! I’m not sure if they are 3rd degree. But they totally suck!
I am definitely scared to continue! And I don’t know about my plan of attack. I definitely don’t want frostbite on sensitive areas like between my thighs! Or on my chin!
Is my device defective? Or is their process shit? Are their pads defective? Should they be thicker not see through? They are basically like a thin baby wipe!
They cheapified the technology way too much! From thousands of dollars to $149.00, yeah! There’s no safety sensors. There’s no timer.
Do not use this product!
the top one has a blister now also
**Update** May 8th 2019
Both of the sites and still very painful to the touch! And I’m still putting Sovereign Silver on it.
**Update** May 16th 2019
Today is the first day it doesn’t hurt!
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