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Supplement Review: Monster adds two new Flavors! Ultra Fiesta and Ultra Rose!
Monster is at it again! New ultra drinks in pretty color cans! I just tried the ultra fiesta and it is a party in your mouth! I feel the fiesta! Lol it is good! It tastes similar to their Reign mango drink. How you get fruity tastes from chemicals is some witch doctor shit!
No seriously, it does taste good even though it’s not that good for you. gives you plenty of energy to carry on with your day!
I haven’t tried the rose yet but as you can see I did buy it! Not sure when I will try it as I have been trying to avoid energy drinks, but I will update you when I do. Hopefully, it won’t be too super sweet! I don’t want a cavity just trying it 😝
**update** April 30th 2020
Just had the Rose flavor and if I drank it as a creator I would give it a pink label too lol. If pink was a flavor this drink tastes pink lol.
Surprisingly it’s not super sweet. It’s not bad. It says pink lemonade guava strawberry I don’t taste the lemonade but it does taste mildly guava strawberry. Not bad but not one of my favorites. The green ultra is still my favorite.
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Supplement Review: new Reign Inferno Jalapeno Strawberry energy drink
I’m sorry for not writing in a while but I’m back! Work is really busy! I started a crazy summer diet! One meal and 3 meal replacement shakes! So far two weeks I’m down 30lbs. Many more to go! I will try to document my journey. As for energy drinks I have cut them out of my diet as I am getting older and they aren’t good for you. However I had to just taste this! This is insane!
Have you ever had something that was supposed to taste like something but it wasn’t even close Like pizza flavored chips, they don’t taste like pizza. What about barbecue flavored chips they don’t taste like barbecue sauce. This drink does not taste like jalapeño flavored chips or jalapeño flavored cheese, yes those are spicy but it just doesn’t taste like a jalapeño.
Well that wasn’t made by Reign! Or I should say Monster! This drink absolutely tastes like you bit into a jalapeño and you’re sucking on it. No I don’t know if that’s fortunately or unfortunately, because this drink has me perplexed. I am just in shock and awe that this drink absolutely taste like a jalapeño.
Here is the shocking part! You get slammed on the tip and the center of your tongue with the sweet strawberry and at the same time the back of your tongue tastes the bitter pepper! I’ve never had that simultaneous effect before! It’s usually one then you get hit with the other!
I’m really not sure if I like drinking a jalapeño pepper! I have never tasted this realism in a drink before, and I am kind of scared of the mad scientist that made this!
I have never been halfway down a can before and I’m not sure how I feel about it! my motto is hot sauce on everything I honestly don’t know if that holds true, do I like hot sauce in my energy drink?
You know what I don’t think I like it. I just recently got reading glasses and I’m thinking to myself am I just too old? Would a younger me like this? This drink had me questioning my very existence! I still don’t know if I like it…
**Update** March 10th 2020
The blue drink pictured above isn’t good at all I think both these new Reign drinks suck! This True Blue is too sweet! There’s also a Red Dragon flavor that I haven’t seen in the wild yet. I’ll keep my eye out for it, but I won’t keep my hopes up for the taste! Stick to the regular Reign drinks they released two new flavors that I saw. Straw sublime and Mang-o-matic.
I had the Mango and it’s absolutely delicious it’s pure witchcraft! It tastes exactly like mango fruit juice!
Product Review: Cavitat Ultra
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**Update** August 25th 2019
I am not sure about the validity of this product. My stomach is slimming, but I think it’s through diet and exercise not this product! I think this is doing absolutely nothing! I’ll keep trying it.
Product Review: Chipwich Releases New Flavor! Chocolate Peanut Butter Chip!
To make a long story short, these were not good at all! The cookies were rubbery the peanut butter chips didn’t coat the entire outside like the originals and the chocolate ice cream was plain chocolate so I didn’t really taste the peanut butter at all.
Absolutely a failure! I have one of their packaging boxes it’s short and square and the chipwich are standing on their sides like a bookshelf rather than the long skinny box.
Well, on the bottom of the box it has 2 additional flavors. These and birthday cake! I can’t wait to try birthday cake! I just hope it’s not a letdown!
Ps a message for chipwich: try researching before releasing new flavors.
Here I’ll help you!
I would have all of these before birthday cake. This is what America is buying. Also know your demographics the biggest consumer is women. That’s where the butter pecan comes in. That was my mother’s favorite flavor. Also the age group.
” Americans over age 55 eat more ice cream per capita than any other age group, according to a new study on frozen sweets. The average American eats ice cream at home 41 times per year, but the over-55-year-olds eat it an average of 56 times annually.”
I think that is a bullshit number however. As a child, I had a bowl everyday for dessert before bed. That would make me have at least 300times a year. Have to subtract the at least 56 times a year I was bad and went to bed without dessert 🤣
I did make them a few suggestions like look at the original recipe and look where you went wrong. Why is the original cookies soft and delicious and these are hard and rubbery. Possibly ditch these cookies and use the original cookies and change the ice cream to chocolate with a peanut butter ripple and use the peanut butter chips for your peanut butter choc chip cookies.
Hopefully they tweaked the recipe before they released it. If they did I can’t wait to try it. If not this will be an utter failure.
Supplement Review: Monster Energy takes on Supplement Giant VPX! Reign vs Bang Energy!
1st Showdown!
Carnival Candy vs Cotton Candy & Rainbow Unicorn!
I’ve had the bang and it is so sickening sweet it’s almost undrinkable! I don’t have high expectations for this one! I think the Reign will also suck as Cotton Candy in general is sickening sweet! Bangs Rainbow Unicorn is also sickening sweet and is close to this!
Wow! Reign tastes exactly like cotton candy, I rank it slightly better than bang! But for me it’s still too sweet. But that’s what cotton candy is! So I can’t fault it! It’s crazy to think there’s no sugar! Cotton candy is pure sugar! Winner Reign! But not by much! It’s just a cleaner taste!
2nd Showdown!
Sour Apple vs Sour Heads!
Hands down this one goes to Reign! This stuff is Fucking delicious and is totally sour apple without being overly sweet! It tastes amazingly like a sour green apple! Like a golden delicious!
Keep in mind these are also sugar free!
Sour heads is overly chemically sweet! It’s sour but it’s not a clean crisp taste like Reign! Reign wins this one hands down! In fact I want more Reign!!!
3rd Showdown!
Razzle Berry vs Blue Razz!
I’ll have to find a Bang Blue Razz for this challenge! I think Powerhouse Gym Mahwah might have one! We will find out next Monday 5/6 after Game of Thrones! Powerhouse did have the flavors!! We shall proceed as scheduled!
Ok so I had the Razzle Berry by Reign and I have to say it is terrible! It’s not delicious raspberries! It’s not even blue as none of the Reign drinks have added color! I actually can’t describe what it does taste like! Let’s just say chemicals lol! This is going in the sink! It’s undrinkable!
Wait and see if Bang wins or we have a double loser!
Bang’s Blue Razz wasn’t bad. It also wasn’t good! I don’t taste raspberry at all. There isn’t a Wicked chemical taste like Reign! So it is drinkable!
Draw – They both suck!
4th Showdown!
Lemon HDZ vs Lemon Drop!
Again I’m going to have to find a lemon drop! I’ve never had this one either.
**Update** May 4th 2019
Just tried the Reign Lemon HDZ. The Lemonheads is amazing!! It’s so delicious! It tastes lemony with carbonation. No aftertaste, a pleasant sweet taste, not overly done and not overly sour. I would have rathered a more sour patch kids flavor. First sour then sweet, but it does taste really good.
**Update** May 5th 2019
This is the closest test! They are really close and I would buy either one! But I have to give the win to: Winner: Reign!
It’s just a cleaner, crisper, more bold taste.
4 1/2 Showdown Side Challenge!
Reign LemonHeads vs Bang Sour Heads!
On a side challenge who gives the best head 🤣
**Update** May 4th 2019
So far, Reign Lemonheads is very Good! Bang Sour Heads was way too chemically artificially sweet!
However; Bang does have the Bang girls! I guess it depends on how you interpret this challenge!
Winner: is up to interpretation! I’ll say Bang 😉 and it’s not for the flavor!
The other Reigns: Melon and Peach don’t have a 1:1 comparison.
5th Showdown Side Challenge
Reign Peach Fizz vs Bang Peach Mango!
Bang has a peach mango flavor or a peach tea flavor.
Understand this isn’t a 1:1 challenge!
But what the heck!
**Update** May 5th 2019
Reign Peach Fizz is delicious! It’s definitely Peach Fizzy and it tastes like it really has Peach juice in it! How do you get that from no carbs and chemicals is crazy!!
Reign has 6 flavors, Bang on the other hand has many many flavors as they have been around since 2012.
VPX only had redline energy drink before then, which wasn’t very good. But they totally revamped the RTD gym energy drink (preworkout) business!
Star Blast & Champagne are 2 of my favorite Bang flavors! I hope Reign makes a Champagne flavor!
Although Bang calls it Champagne it doesn’t taste like real
Champagne. I does Taste really good though. It would be nice to actually taste Champagne and not have the alcohol in it lol!
I have found that flavors that aren’t supposed to be flavors are usually the best! Like what does a star blast taste like? What does in gatorades case what does Rain Berry actually taste like? Or Monster’s Ultra colors, what is an ultra black supposed to taste like?
Flavors of Bang Energy Drink
- Black Cherry Vanilla
- Blue Razz®
- Champagne
- Cherry Blade Lemonade
- Citrus Twist
- Cotton Candy
- Lemon Drop
- Bangster Berry
- Frose Rose
- . Rainbow Unicorn
- . Peach Mango
- . Pina Colada
- . Power Punch
- . Purple Guava Pear
- . Purple Haze
- . Root Beer
- . Sour Heads
- . Star Blast®
- . Bang Energy Shots: 300 mg of caffeine
- . Bang Keto Coffee: 300 mg of caffeine
- . Bang Sweet Tea: 300 mg of caffeine
- . Caffeine Free Cotton Candy
- . Caffeine Free Cherry Blade Lemonade
- . Caffeine Free Black Cherry Vanilla
- . Caffeine Free Purple Guava Pear
- . Caffeine Free Sour Heads
Drink Content Review:
Since the taste tests are out of the way let’s score the products themselves!
Both: BCAAs, 300mg caffeine, CoQ10, both contain B3, B6 & B12 which are both good for energy! Reign does have 2/3rds the amount of both at 100% of your daily serving per can as opposed to 25% by Bang. Reign has 5 times the BCAAs and CoQ10 as Bang. Bang has 2.5mg CoQ10.
Reign: electrolytes which isn’t bad if you are going to be doing sports. Electrolyte loading can help prolong your workout. It doesn’t have to be intra-workout, as most are used that way.
Bang: Major Flaw! Bang has creatine! Creatine can cause bloat! The inventor of creatine supplementation, the former mastermind at EAS now the owner of Vitargo – Anthony Almada told he that creatine causes bloat and they found the cure for the bloat is drinking it hot to warm! Definitely not in a cold energy drink! Bad move VPX! Always know your ingredients! If you are sensitive to bloat avoid Bang!
Bang does have 50% of your daily Vitamin C which isn’t a lot. It would be nice if it had 1000mg so you wouldn’t have to supplement it. I like high dosage vitamin c!
The fine print ingredients does say L-Glutamine but it’s far down the ingredient list so it probably doesn’t have enough for an impact.
**Update** February 15, 2020
New strawberry sublime
Supplement Review: Battle of the Protein Poofs! Promix Protein Puffs
Description
PROMIX Nutrition offers these Unflavored Grass-Fed Whey Isolate Protein Puffs for athletes, coaches, and anyone invested in their health. With the highest standards in whey protein at the most cost effective price, PROMIX is the best choice for adding whey to your diet. BETTER NUTRITION: Our unflavored, unsweetened whey isolate puffs are like nutritional gold. With 10g of protein, 0g sugar and only 50 calories per serving, these crunchy puffs let you add that extra kick of protein to your meal with some added crunch and very few calories. Want to sweeten the deal? Try our Chocolate Whey Isolate Protein Puffs! MAKES FITNESS FUN: Why add powder when you can add crunch? Mix these fun protein crunchies into your cereal, smoothie bowl, parfait, yogurt cup or shake for a boost of energy and better overall bodybuilding and weight loss results. ALWAYS GRASS FED: For over five years we have partnered with Northern California farms for our high quality year-round supply of whey. Our whey has always been and always will be 100% grass fed, bringing a new standard of quality to the industry for a protein powder you can trust. HIGHER TESTING STANDARDS: PROMIX is constantly raising the bar for quality. We are proud to be Third Party tested as well as corn free, soy free, gluten free, non GMO, and hormone free. Our whey does not contain chemical bleaching or additives of any kind. MORE THAN JUST WHEY: For a powder that dissolves more fully, PROMIX includes 0.75% sunflower lecithin. Sunflower lecithin has been studied for its high levels of phosphatidyl choline (PC), the most important phospholipid in the cell membrane, responsible for synaptic function and cellular signaling. – 14.39oz PROMIX Whey Isolate Protein Puffs – Ingredients: Whey Isolate, Whey Concentrate, Non-GMO Tapioca Starch, Calcium, Less than 1% Non-GMO Sunflower Lecithin – Corn Free, Soy Free, Gluten Free, Hormone Free, Non-GMO – No Chemical Bleaching or Additives
Features & details
- BETTER NUTRITION: Our chocolate, whey isolate puffs are nutritional gold. With 10g of protein, 0g sugar and only 50 calories per serving, these crunchy puffs provide the optimum combination of ingredients for supplementing your diet
- MAKES FITNESS FUN: Why use powder when you can add crunch? Mix these fun protein crunchies into your cereal, smoothie bowl, yogurt cup or shake for a boost of energy and better bodybuilding weight loss results for both women and men
- ALWAYS GRASS-FED: Unlike other whey proteins, our Northern California source farms ensure year-round grass-fed supply. For over five years we have worked with the same farms. PROMIX brings years of true quality you can trust to your whey protein supplements
- HIGHER TESTING STANDARDS: PROMIX has higher testing standards on whey quality than any other whey protein: Corn free, soy free, gluten free, non GMO, hormone free and no chemical bleaching or additives. Our vital ingredients are all naturals.
- MORE THAN JUST WHEY: Our whey miracle formula has 0.75% sunflower lecithin for extra nutrition and to make PROMIX easier to mix than any other whey. Add it to a shake, a smoothie bowl, or your homemade protein bars
-promix
*review 4/21/19
DO NOT BUY THESE!!
These are absolute shit!!
1. It says chocolate flavor! But if you read on it says unflavored! Well wtf is it! It’s unflavored these taste like shit! Like an unflavored dog food biscuit! And they are extremely dry! Thank God they offered the trial size! I almost bought the full-size one! Btw the giant bottle pictured above is tiny! It’s this big!
The Puffs aren’t Puffs at all! They are like fish food pellets! And the fish food probably tastes better!
These absolutely lose! However; since they claim to be grass fed protein, they are definitely ahead of the chemical Puffs!!
1. ISO Poofs! That actually taste like apple cinnamon!
2. Promix no taste pellets! I refuse to call them Puffs!
3. Twin Peaks chemical Puffs!
Number 3 is in the garbage and Number 2 is sure to follow!
Supplement Review: Battle of the Protein Poofs! MPA ISO Poofs
MPA Iso Poofs is the perfect snack or cereal for anyone who enjoys satisfying a sweet craving without sabotaging their dieting efforts. In fact, you can conveniently incorporate MPA Iso Poofs into your nutrition plan as it would be a sufficient animal protein or whey protein shake replacement.
I created MPA Iso Poofs to be as low in dietary fat and carbohydrates as possible. I wanted to create something that would be interchangeable with your standard whey protein shakes that people use in diet plans regularly.
Let’s face it, strict dieting to get into amazing shape takes strong discipline, rigid dieting practices, and the mental toughness to endure oftentimes a bland and monotonous nutrition protocol. MPA Iso Poofs allows you to keep to your high protein, low fat, and low carbohydrate program perfectly while enjoying something that satisfies your “sweet tooth” or sugar-filled craving!
MPA Iso Poofs can be enjoyed as a delicious cereal, accompanied with your choice of fat-free milk, or your preferred milk replacement i.e., (Almond, coconut, cashew milk etc…). You could also use pasteurized liquid egg whites as a “milk substitute” as well.
MPA Iso Poofs can also be enjoyed simply as a snack, eaten dry like you would a bowl of popcorn or any “finger food” snack.
Finally you can truly enjoy and consume something sweet, delicious, yet nutritious every day on your strict diet plan without sabotaging your progress. Don’t be fooled by other supposed “diet friendly” food/snack products, such as chips, popcorn, bars, etc… Read their nutrition facts and while one might be “low in carbs” — it will be higher in dietary fat, and contain more oils than you should feel comfortable dieting with.
I am very particular and picky with my own nutritional needs and MPA Iso Poofs get’s the MPA stamp of approval — so you can feel confident enjoying them on your own diet.
Features & details
- Less Than 1g of Sugar Per Serving
- Less Than 1g of Fat Per Serving
- 19g of Protein Per Serving
- High Protein Cereal or Dry Snack
-MPA
The product although in a cardboard box comes in a giant ziplock bag.
ISO poofs!! Now this is the real deal!!! No chemical smell and it tastes like apple cinnamon! It also really has a cereal taste!
The calories are low and the macros are nice!
wow these taste great! They come in apple cinnamon and French toast! I want both! I want to add these as a tool to my summer cut!
Be happy losing weight! If you are miserable you might not succeed!
These make me happy!
hands down these win the battle of the poofs!
So far! We have one more entry!
Promix protein puffs
