I’m sorry for not writing in a while but I’m back! Work is really busy! I started a crazy summer diet! One meal and 3 meal replacement shakes! So far two weeks I’m down 30lbs. Many more to go! I will try to document my journey. As for energy drinks I have cut them out of my diet as I am getting older and they aren’t good for you. However I had to just taste this! This is insane!
Have you ever had something that was supposed to taste like something but it wasn’t even close Like pizza flavored chips, they don’t taste like pizza. What about barbecue flavored chips they don’t taste like barbecue sauce. This drink does not taste like jalapeño flavored chips or jalapeño flavored cheese, yes those are spicy but it just doesn’t taste like a jalapeño.
Well that wasn’t made by Reign! Or I should say Monster! This drink absolutely tastes like you bit into a jalapeño and you’re sucking on it. No I don’t know if that’s fortunately or unfortunately, because this drink has me perplexed. I am just in shock and awe that this drink absolutely taste like a jalapeño.
Here is the shocking part! You get slammed on the tip and the center of your tongue with the sweet strawberry and at the same time the back of your tongue tastes the bitter pepper! I’ve never had that simultaneous effect before! It’s usually one then you get hit with the other!
I’m really not sure if I like drinking a jalapeño pepper! I have never tasted this realism in a drink before, and I am kind of scared of the mad scientist that made this!
I have never been halfway down a can before and I’m not sure how I feel about it! my motto is hot sauce on everything I honestly don’t know if that holds true, do I like hot sauce in my energy drink?￼
You know what I don’t think I like it. I just recently got reading glasses and I’m thinking to myself am I just too old? Would a younger me like this? This drink had me questioning my very existence! I still don’t know if I like it…
**Update** March 10th 2020
The blue drink pictured above isn’t good at all I think both these new Reign drinks suck! This True Blue is too sweet! There’s also a Red Dragon flavor that I haven’t seen in the wild yet. I’ll keep my eye out for it, but I won’t keep my hopes up for the taste! Stick to the regular Reign drinks they released two new flavors that I saw. Straw sublime and Mang-o-matic.
I had the Mango and it’s absolutely delicious it’s pure witchcraft! It tastes exactly like mango fruit juice!
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**Update** August 25th 2019
I am not sure about the validity of this product. My stomach is slimming, but I think it’s through diet and exercise not this product! I think this is doing absolutely nothing! I’ll keep trying it.
Carnival Candy vs Cotton Candy & Rainbow Unicorn!
I’ve had the bang and it is so sickening sweet it’s almost undrinkable! I don’t have high expectations for this one! I think the Reign will also suck as Cotton Candy in general is sickening sweet! Bangs Rainbow Unicorn is also sickening sweet and is close to this!
Wow! Reign tastes exactly like cotton candy, I rank it slightly better than bang! But for me it’s still too sweet. But that’s what cotton candy is! So I can’t fault it! It’s crazy to think there’s no sugar! Cotton candy is pure sugar! Winner Reign! But not by much! It’s just a cleaner taste!
Sour Apple vs Sour Heads!
Hands down this one goes to Reign! This stuff is Fucking delicious and is totally sour apple without being overly sweet! It tastes amazingly like a sour green apple! Like a golden delicious!
Keep in mind these are also sugar free!
Sour heads is overly chemically sweet! It’s sour but it’s not a clean crisp taste like Reign! Reign wins this one hands down! In fact I want more Reign!!!
Razzle Berry vs Blue Razz!
I’ll have to find a Bang Blue Razz for this challenge! I think Powerhouse Gym Mahwah might have one! We will find out next Monday 5/6 after Game of Thrones! Powerhouse did have the flavors!! We shall proceed as scheduled!
Ok so I had the Razzle Berry by Reign and I have to say it is terrible! It’s not delicious raspberries! It’s not even blue as none of the Reign drinks have added color! I actually can’t describe what it does taste like! Let’s just say chemicals lol! This is going in the sink! It’s undrinkable!
Wait and see if Bang wins or we have a double loser!
Bang’s Blue Razz wasn’t bad. It also wasn’t good! I don’t taste raspberry at all. There isn’t a Wicked chemical taste like Reign! So it is drinkable!
Draw – They both suck!
Lemon HDZ vs Lemon Drop!
Again I’m going to have to find a lemon drop! I’ve never had this one either.
**Update** May 4th 2019
Just tried the Reign Lemon HDZ. The Lemonheads is amazing!! It’s so delicious! It tastes lemony with carbonation. No aftertaste, a pleasant sweet taste, not overly done and not overly sour. I would have rathered a more sour patch kids flavor. First sour then sweet, but it does taste really good.
**Update** May 5th 2019
This is the closest test! They are really close and I would buy either one! But I have to give the win to: Winner: Reign!
It’s just a cleaner, crisper, more bold taste.
4 1/2 Showdown Side Challenge!
Reign LemonHeads vs Bang Sour Heads!
On a side challenge who gives the best head 🤣
**Update** May 4th 2019
So far, Reign Lemonheads is very Good! Bang Sour Heads was way too chemically artificially sweet!
However; Bang does have the Bang girls! I guess it depends on how you interpret this challenge!
Winner: is up to interpretation! I’ll say Bang 😉 and it’s not for the flavor!
The other Reigns: Melon and Peach don’t have a 1:1 comparison.
5th Showdown Side Challenge
Reign Peach Fizz vs Bang Peach Mango!
Bang has a peach mango flavor or a peach tea flavor.
Understand this isn’t a 1:1 challenge!
But what the heck!
**Update** May 5th 2019
Reign Peach Fizz is delicious! It’s definitely Peach Fizzy and it tastes like it really has Peach juice in it! How do you get that from no carbs and chemicals is crazy!!
Reign has 6 flavors, Bang on the other hand has many many flavors as they have been around since 2012.
VPX only had redline energy drink before then, which wasn’t very good. But they totally revamped the RTD gym energy drink (preworkout) business!
Star Blast & Champagne are 2 of my favorite Bang flavors! I hope Reign makes a Champagne flavor!
Although Bang calls it Champagne it doesn’t taste like real
Champagne. I does Taste really good though. It would be nice to actually taste Champagne and not have the alcohol in it lol!
I have found that flavors that aren’t supposed to be flavors are usually the best! Like what does a star blast taste like? What does in gatorades case what does Rain Berry actually taste like? Or Monster’s Ultra colors, what is an ultra black supposed to taste like?
Flavors of Bang Energy Drink
- Black Cherry Vanilla
- Blue Razz®
- Cherry Blade Lemonade
- Citrus Twist
- Cotton Candy
- Lemon Drop
- Bangster Berry
- Frose Rose
- . Rainbow Unicorn
- . Peach Mango
- . Pina Colada
- . Power Punch
- . Purple Guava Pear
- . Purple Haze
- . Root Beer
- . Sour Heads
- . Star Blast®
- . Bang Energy Shots: 300 mg of caffeine
- . Bang Keto Coffee: 300 mg of caffeine
- . Bang Sweet Tea: 300 mg of caffeine
- . Caffeine Free Cotton Candy
- . Caffeine Free Cherry Blade Lemonade
- . Caffeine Free Black Cherry Vanilla
- . Caffeine Free Purple Guava Pear
- . Caffeine Free Sour Heads
Drink Content Review:
Since the taste tests are out of the way let’s score the products themselves!
Both: BCAAs, 300mg caffeine, CoQ10, both contain B3, B6 & B12 which are both good for energy! Reign does have 2/3rds the amount of both at 100% of your daily serving per can as opposed to 25% by Bang. Reign has 5 times the BCAAs and CoQ10 as Bang. Bang has 2.5mg CoQ10.
Reign: electrolytes which isn’t bad if you are going to be doing sports. Electrolyte loading can help prolong your workout. It doesn’t have to be intra-workout, as most are used that way.
Bang: Major Flaw! Bang has creatine! Creatine can cause bloat! The inventor of creatine supplementation, the former mastermind at EAS now the owner of Vitargo – Anthony Almada told he that creatine causes bloat and they found the cure for the bloat is drinking it hot to warm! Definitely not in a cold energy drink! Bad move VPX! Always know your ingredients! If you are sensitive to bloat avoid Bang!
Bang does have 50% of your daily Vitamin C which isn’t a lot. It would be nice if it had 1000mg so you wouldn’t have to supplement it. I like high dosage vitamin c!
The fine print ingredients does say L-Glutamine but it’s far down the ingredient list so it probably doesn’t have enough for an impact.
**Update** February 15, 2020
New strawberry sublime
It chocolate is It’s bought full-size It’s
Puffs aren’t Puffs foo
absolutely they claim fed are definitely ahead chemical Puffs
The product although in a cardboard box comes in a giant ziplock bag.
ISO poofs!! Now this is the real deal!!! No chemical smell and it tastes like apple cinnamon! It also really has a cereal taste!
The calories are low and the macros are nice!
wow these taste great! They come in apple cinnamon and French toast! I want both! I want to add these as a tool to my summer cut!
Be happy losing weight! If you are miserable you might not succeed!
These make me happy!
hands down these win the battle of the poofs!
So far! We have one more entry!
Promix protein puffs
I got these poofs because I am doing a keto diet and I wanted a low carb snack that’s not a: protein shake, nuts, beef jerky, or nut butter
The product definitely intrigued me!
But what I got was disappointing!
When I opened the bottle and took off the safety seal I took a big whiff and all I smelled is chemicals! And not surprisingly, I tasted not much of anything except chemicals and chalk!
Two huge thumbs down! However, they do have a ton of flavors! Maybe, this flavor just sucks! Bad!
I may try a different flavor, but for the price it’s is super unlikely!