Monster is at it again! New ultra drinks in pretty color cans! I just tried the ultra fiesta and it is a party in your mouth! I feel the fiesta! Lol it is good! It tastes similar to their Reign mango drink. How you get fruity tastes from chemicals is some witch doctor shit!
No seriously, it does taste good even though it’s not that good for you. gives you plenty of energy to carry on with your day!
I haven’t tried the rose yet but as you can see I did buy it! Not sure when I will try it as I have been trying to avoid energy drinks, but I will update you when I do. Hopefully, it won’t be too super sweet! I don’t want a cavity just trying it 😝
**update** April 30th 2020
Just had the Rose flavor and if I drank it as a creator I would give it a pink label too lol. If pink was a flavor this drink tastes pink lol.
Surprisingly it’s not super sweet. It’s not bad. It says pink lemonade guava strawberry I don’t taste the lemonade but it does taste mildly guava strawberry. Not bad but not one of my favorites. The green ultra is still my favorite.
I’m sorry for not writing in a while but I’m back! Work is really busy! I started a crazy summer diet! One meal and 3 meal replacement shakes! So far two weeks I’m down 30lbs. Many more to go! I will try to document my journey. As for energy drinks I have cut them out of my diet as I am getting older and they aren’t good for you. However I had to just taste this! This is insane!
Have you ever had something that was supposed to taste like something but it wasn’t even close Like pizza flavored chips, they don’t taste like pizza. What about barbecue flavored chips they don’t taste like barbecue sauce. This drink does not taste like jalapeño flavored chips or jalapeño flavored cheese, yes those are spicy but it just doesn’t taste like a jalapeño.
Well that wasn’t made by Reign! Or I should say Monster! This drink absolutely tastes like you bit into a jalapeño and you’re sucking on it. No I don’t know if that’s fortunately or unfortunately, because this drink has me perplexed. I am just in shock and awe that this drink absolutely taste like a jalapeño.
Here is the shocking part! You get slammed on the tip and the center of your tongue with the sweet strawberry and at the same time the back of your tongue tastes the bitter pepper! I’ve never had that simultaneous effect before! It’s usually one then you get hit with the other!
I’m really not sure if I like drinking a jalapeño pepper! I have never tasted this realism in a drink before, and I am kind of scared of the mad scientist that made this!
I have never been halfway down a can before and I’m not sure how I feel about it! my motto is hot sauce on everything I honestly don’t know if that holds true, do I like hot sauce in my energy drink?￼
You know what I don’t think I like it. I just recently got reading glasses and I’m thinking to myself am I just too old? Would a younger me like this? This drink had me questioning my very existence! I still don’t know if I like it…
**Update** March 10th 2020
The blue drink pictured above isn’t good at all I think both these new Reign drinks suck! This True Blue is too sweet! There’s also a Red Dragon flavor that I haven’t seen in the wild yet. I’ll keep my eye out for it, but I won’t keep my hopes up for the taste! Stick to the regular Reign drinks they released two new flavors that I saw. Straw sublime and Mang-o-matic.
I had the Mango and it’s absolutely delicious it’s pure witchcraft! It tastes exactly like mango fruit juice!
Monster releases yet another flavor in their ultra line. New ultra black Just about 300 miles north of Chicago nestled on eastern shore of Lake Michigan is the “Cherry Capital of the World” Traverse City, MI. Long warm summer days and cool nights cause the black cherries to ripen right around the 4th of July, but you gotta get `em while you can `cause all too soon they`re gone.
Now, like those famous black beauties, crisp, slightly sweet and for a limited time only; Monster Ultra Black, refreshingly light with zero calories, no sugar and packed with our Monster energy blend.
Get it while the gettin`s is good…
If this is black cherry flavor it could possibly be the best monster yet!
Yet another new flavor from the creative geniuses at Monster Energy! This flavor, Ultra Citron is refreshing and tastes different from the rest of the ultra series. I wish monster would research a healthier version, while still keeping it low carb.
Soo was it a revolutionary new flavor? Not at all! Did it taste just like the other ultras? Yes! Does it have its very subtle differences? Yes, but not much.
Try it for yourself, tell me what you think. I was looking for a more bolder orange taste, but it was good!
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This is so new it’s not even on Monster’s website! Just like the Ultra Black! So let’s check it out! Hold on while I open the can: it has a strong peanut butter smell. It tastes pretty good, nice and smooth. I chugged it down really quick! 157mg of caffeine per can.
I like this Preworkout on the days when you are dragging, don’t skip a workout, grab a muscle monster for a preworkout with caffeine and 25g of protein to help fuel your workout.
Why they call it Ultra Black is a mystery! It’s pink colored liquid!
It tastes pretty good! I want to buy all the ultras and have a taste test as they are all very similar! Stay tuned for that if I remember lol!
Honestly if I took ultra zero, ultra blue and ultra red and blindfolded you, I guarantee you couldn’t tell the difference! The differences are very subtle! So if you like one you will probably like them all! If you hate one you will probably hate them all!
Inositol is an appetite suppressant
2 kinds of caffeine: guarana and caffeine
2 artificial flavors: Sucralose (Splenda) and Erythritol (sugar alcohol)
Is it good for you? Probably not! But soda is much worse!
Same great monster rehab formula, great tasting smooth pink lemonade, the bad part is I pound a whole can in seconds and it is gone!
I had the green tea + energy today and it was great! It tasted like a sweet iced tea kinda like Lipton powdered Ice tea but better! With a kicking lemony taste.
Tomorrow I will try the Protean + Energy.
Wow the protein is different than any other Monster, I can’t tell what kinda taste it has it’s so different. I have to look at the ingredients. I knew there was tea, but not black and white, there is also prickly pear leaf extract, ginseng, Yerba Mata tea (that’s it that’s what I taste!), and Acai extract.
There is also a 3rd new flavor:
I just found it today at a different store I’ll try it tomorrow and post results here.
Just had the Rojo tea it was pretty good, better than the protean which I didn’t care for. I’ll just stick with my favorite half & half! the only thing I would like more is a 100% Lemonade + Energy! Hey Monster how bout making that happen!!