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Business Tips: Marketing can make or break your product! Some examples not to follow!

These products and slogans were not well thought out!

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Like really?? Is Belle a tranny?

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I hope whomever was dating or married to the maker of this slogan changed the locks on their house!

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Great Advice thanks!

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What sucks? The product or the user

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Just recently a black family has filed a law suit on Disney claiming a character was racist to her son and wouldn’t take a picture with him. I think every black person and white person can definitely sue Disney and the manufacturer on this one! Lets get ’em!

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Here’s Another lawsuit! You can’t eat our cheese! I thought segregation was over long ago? or did they milk a white girl and make cheese?

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Like really Callahan! Hold on let me climb up and break out my cell phone! Damn I can fit it on the screen let me take a step backkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Ouch!

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Really? Gotta love college girls!

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No comment!

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Maybe this is where Belle went…

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I won’t be having any of this candy! I bet Spencer gifts carries it!

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Yummy! I bet its Kosher!

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Nice Shadows! Epic fail!

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Yum this is a great drink! Do they drink the sweat to wash down the dog they eat for lunch?

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Was this product made by a fortune teller? Even Disney knew!

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yeah hold on let me put that in my pocket! This is the Swiss Army: If you can’t be Macgyver with this knife you never will be so give up model.

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Another not well thought out product design…

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Epic Fail! Try again!

Here’s a great rule of marketing: Before you do something ask at least someone from each age group what they think! I always run stuff by my parents first! They usually tell me, I like your design, but I can’t read the font or the font is too small.
Here’s another great rule: No matter how good or how smart you think you are, if you are (ESL) English as a second language, ask an American to proof read your article!! Preferably a highly educated American!

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Is Sue hot? Let’ go!

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Steep slope you might bang your dick? Is that the sign outside Sue’s door?

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Sure in an emergency the first thing I want to do is fondle a door?

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This sign doesn’t count in Vegas!

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Hannibal Lecter’s drink of choice!

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You Americans are behind the curve here we not only recycle, we unrecycle!
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a big WTF??

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Yes Nokia is Shit! GO APPLE!
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Wait a minute, not only did the business fail, the sign company failed and google translate also failed!

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Really, just save your money and watch episodes of the golden girls, Rosanne or Rosie O’Donnell
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Its like my American Express I don’t leave home without it!
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If you do you go to jail!

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So wait a minute: 1st you go to the emergency room, then they take you to the cunt exam, then they ripout your baby’s heart and give it to someone and then they observe it and finally you get a consultation! Wow and how do they have 2 billion people?

Ask an American First!!! Not only would you look stupid, but your product that you spent a lot of money to develop will be a disaster..

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