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TV Show Review: Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, what a train wreck!

Take an inside look into life with “Honey Boo Boo” where the six-year-old pageant sensation proves that she is more than just a beauty queen.

TLC first introduced viewers to TODDLERS & TIARAS star Alana, aka “ Honey Boo Boo” in January, where her amusing personality and self-confidence won over viewers and her self-proclaimed nickname became a fixture in pop culture. The network has now picked up the new series HERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO, an inside look into Alana’s world where the six-year-old pageant sensation proves that she is more than a beauty queen. When she’s not chasing after crowns, Alana’s with her family in rural Georgia doing what her family does best: four-wheeling through mud pits and picking up road kill for the family cookout.

Each episode follows Alana and her family: stay-at-home mom June, chalk-mining dad Sugar Bear, and sisters 12-year-old Lauryn “Pumpkin”, 15-year-old Jessica “Chubbs”, and 17-year-old pregnant Anna “Chickadee”. From family outings to loud and crazy family get-togethers, HERE COMES HONEY BOO BOO takes us off the pageant stage and into the unapologetically outrageous family life of the Honey Boo Boo clan.

-tlc.howstuffworks.com

Before

After

Dad AKA Sugar Bear

Mom AKA June

What a looker!

This Show is a Train Wreck! It is so horrible! But you just can’t stop watching it. If you are feeling sad about your life, watch this show you will be happy! It’s better than any antidepressant drug!

It’s sad that TLC rewards a mother for giving her child what she calls Go-Go Juice – a mixture of Mt Dew and Red Bull. which leaves the kid spinning in circles like a crazy kid.

Mugshot by Child Protective Services

**Note** Article below Contains Spoilers for the show!

“Here Comes Honey Boo Boo” premiered to huge ratings on Aug. 8. The show follows the lives of the Thomp­son family from rural McIntyre, Ga., including TLC’s new runaway star, Alana, aka “Honey Boo Boo.” The network decided to give the unforgettable little girl her own series after videos of her appearances on the cable network’s “Toddlers & Tiaras” went viral earlier this year.

BUT production of the show nearly came to a screeching halt shortly after filming began in March when investigators from Georgia’s Division of Family and Children Ser­vices made an unannounced visit to the family’s home.

“Honey Boo Boo’s upbringing raised eyebrows with neighbors,” a source told The ENQUIRER.

“The parents feed her energy drinks, cheese puffs for breakfast and brag about how they cook roadkill for meals. She even eats roadkill with flies swarming around her head!”

But the authorities didn’t get in­volved until a videotape of Honey Boo Boo dancing for dollars on a ta­ble in a bar was posted online.

In the scene, which was not filmed by TLC, mom June defended her daugh­ter’s actions by explaining that it was a college bar, not a “sleazy” one.

Investigators found reason to bring the case to court, but June’s court-appointed at­torney was able to convince the judge to throw it out, and film­ing resumed in May.

The first episode of the show – which showcases a whole lot of belly-slapping and gas-passing – drew an impressive 2.2 million viewers, but it also received a con­siderable amount of criticism.

And that criticism is bound to increase later in the season after Alana’s 17-year-old sister Anna, aka “Chickadee,” gives birth to a baby girl with two right thumbs – and grandma June makes fun of the defect!

-National Inquirer

I would like to know how much of the Child’s dialog is real and how much is scripted. One Scene she talks about Glitzy the pig and she says: “I hope momma doesn’t eat glitzy she eats everything” that was hilarious! was it scripted?

She talks about the pig being a gay pig and says: he can be gay if he wants
Are they feeding Honey boo boo lines? or is this just popping out of her mouth?
Either way, tune in for some classy entertainment that will improve the quality of your families character!

**Update**
On a recent episode mama June admits she is afraid of mayonnaise (one of the daughters can’t even say mayonnaise and no one even tried to correct her)

Anyway, I was watching a show on MTV with these 2 chicks, Nikki & Sarah and they were quite funny, well they said of course mama June is afraid of mayonnaise, everyone is afraid of the sight of their own blood. Bahahahahahaha

What pisses me off bout mama June is not the fact that she is grotesquely obese! It’s the fact that the dirty bitch is always sneezing and she doesn’t ever attempt to cover her fucking foul mouth!! That pisses me off beyond belief!!

If your hands are full (aka carrying something big or carrying a bunch of stuff) ok fine turn your head and air for your shoulder or on your arm, but to never try even when your hands are empty that’s just plain foul and uncouth!

Teach your kids the right way! There is a giant difference from being poor and being a low class slob! Soap is cheap and manners are taught and enforced!

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2 responses

  1. Seriously

    You Americans have all those murderers. Can’t someone just murder this family? Tanks.

    January 22, 2013 at 8:53 PM

    • I think they are kinda like the new Pilgrims! If you think your life sucks, just watch them for a little bit and you will have a greater appreciation for Thanksgiving!

      January 22, 2013 at 9:15 PM

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