Freedom, Business, Controversy and Fitness

Men and spandex in the gym

Don’t do it!If it’s an under armour top that’s ok.

I’m talking about spandex pants and bike shorts. Leave it to the women! No one, women included wants to see your sweaty ass.

If your argument is I’m a cycling enthusiast, then my question to you is do you know why they were invented? It wasn’t to look cool, I’ll tell you that much! It was to cut down on drag caused my wind and aerodynamic principles. Guess what? There isn’t any Wind in the gym! So loose the stupid shorts!

Summary:
1. No matter how hot you think you are, no one wants to see your sweaty ass!
2. No wind, no need
3. Leave them to the women


4. See below: that’s what you look like:

no they dont!

5. God forbid you have a matching headband! Please don’t do it!

6. Tie a bandanna if you must! See below:

just google cholo… lol

It’s better to look like a thug then feminine!

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5 responses

  1. We’re surprised to see so many men running in spandex over here. http://schwingeninswitzerland.wordpress.com/2012/04/02/another-cultural-difference-men-in-spandex/

    April 2, 2012 at 1:46 PM

  2. notanass

    I think you must be really fat or just look plain ugly in spandex. For those who have fit bodies, men, it is done to wear spandex. Keep opinions to yourself, don’t even share your thoughts on your blog.

    September 19, 2015 at 12:40 PM

    • What I look like in spandex is irrelevant! No matter how good or bad a guy looks in spandex, the majority of gym goers are guys! And guys don’t want to see other guys in spandex! Period! You are not riding a bike to be aerodynamic in the gym! Just don’t do it! No one wants to see you snuggling a hot dog and raisins in your shorts! Put that shit away for your bedroom! Not even gay men want to see all men in spandex in the gym! Guys just don’t do it! You don’t look cool! You look like a tool! Just like women hate when guys take shirtless pics on dating sites!

      September 19, 2015 at 3:13 PM

    • Ps I didn’t block your comment because the site is freedom, business, controversy and fitness! How free would it be if I censored everything! If you make a valid comment and not just say, oh this sucks, or intentionally try to hurt someone, I let it go. Thank you for your point of view! Keep commenting! Good or bad!

      September 19, 2015 at 3:16 PM

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